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The good news: There are so many dudes out there doing it So Very Wrong that a woman is likely to appreciate a man who does this right.
I'm going to try to get you laid, but I'm also going to save you from being exploited in screen-shot by some tiresome social media personality.
In fact, that shotgun-blast sex-questionnaire is a pretty good indicator that you're one of those guys who blindly jabs away at our female parts like a little brother annoying his big brother on a family road trip.
Sure, the lady may be all turnt up from a night of krumping or whatever (again: I don't go to clubs!
), but you would still exchange some pleasantries first, right? It's just polite—and a nice way to find out if somebody has crazy eyes or adult braces. Just talk to her for a little bit to establish 1) her interest and 2) the fact that you're fun and safe. there's a woman who's on Tinder solely to provide strangers with free amateur porn.
Ask what she's doing, how her night was, what she did, what she might be doing later. It's also possible for a snake to crawl up your toilet and bite your balls.
We're talking snake-ball-biting odds of you getting laid when you ask these questions so fast.